WHY DID NONE OF YOU EVER TELL ME KING JAMES WAS GAY?!
At first I was like :D but then I was like 8D and now I'm like \8D/ I must admit that this piece of news makes me particularly happy for very selfish reasons. Back in March I got in an argument with my aunt about certain things in the Old Testament and some Jesus technicalities on homosexuality and she retorted with "so you think a God that created this world couldn't insure that a book of His words would get written and interpreted by the appropriate people?" meaning that, in her eyes at least, everyone who had a hand in writing or translating a bible was chosen by divine right to do so.
So by this reasoning King James was also chosen by holy hand to do god's work and boy was he flaming. I have a hard time believing that god would choose some miscreant for one of the biggest and influential translations of religious work in recent memory.
Oh England - these past few weeks I've spent with you and your history books have been ever so delightful, almost enough to make me forsake my true love Mother Russia. But please don't tell her that, I'm not ready to end the affair just yet.
Edit :
D: So apparently he also was in love with and most likely (we're talking 99.99999% here - dude made out with him openly, sat in his lap with his arms around his neck, and slept in the same room with) was involved in a sexual relationship with his cousin Esme as well when he was 13 and Esme, who by then was already the sixth Seigneur d'Aubigny, was a none too healthy 37.
*insert appropriate dirty little boy joke here*