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Nov. 21st, 2011

Juliette de Bertole

Eros Again the Loosener of Limbs Makes Me Tremble








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Nov. 26th, 2009

my sister's virtue

(no subject)

I hope everyone on my f-list had a wonderful Thanksgiving with your families. Remember at the end of the day - they're all you have.


Nov. 25th, 2009

Playing Alone

Hum Drum Hum

I had a very good interview with the Museum of Contemporary Art in La Jolla. It's daunting to think that I might have a job at both places and a part of me is thinking "well, I'd be perfectly content with just one job in a bookstore", so it's no big loss if I don't get it. Even more so on the brighter side of things is that for coming to speak with them I got free admission into the exhibits! My favorite thing that I (finally!) got to see in person was this. I'm getting closer and closer to my goal of being able to die happy.

Does anyone else keep a list of things they want to do in their life? When I was 12 my grandmother went through a phaze where she made me constantly listen to massive amounts of tapes produced by personal motivational speakers. The only thing I really took with me from all the hullabaloo is that if you have a balloon you should share it and it doesn't hurt to write down a list of "fun" things to do in your life to keep you focused.

Tomorrow is turkey day and I'll be spending it alone at home. I'm not really big on holidays and I'm infamous for treating xmas like a Jew by going out and seeing a movie or getting a hamburger. I think a parade of sorts will be going on next door to downtown? Hopefully I'll sleep through it.

Damn I really wish I had a soda.
Unicorn Werewolf Fight

I Wasn't Going to Say Anything But Then I Checked My F-List

Today's Staying Classy award goes to CBS for blurring out Adam Lambert on TV ala 1950's The Big Book of Puritan Value Tips for TV Production.

I'm not a Lambert fan but I stand behind him on this one by saying he did nothing wrong.

If we're going to start doing a moral cleansing of television let's start with Miley's pole dance, Gaga auctioning off women in Bad Romance, Prince singing about public masturbation and pockets full of used condoms, and the blatant homosexuality as entertainment in both t.A.T.u and Madonna's performances. Guess when you put it like that Lambert's performance was pretty damn tame eh? The only discernible difference in what he did is that his sexuality wasn't fabricated for the titillation of 13- year old girls and their mothers.

Seriously America - stay classy and don't ever change.

Nov. 23rd, 2009

fashion student

In Non Cooking News



So [info]sherridea do you love me or do you love me? Also as you can see I lied - it's not Disco Bloodbath but the newer version. Sorry. :( But I dunno why you were freaking out about the copies being 60 dollah? Didn't you see the much cheaper paper back version for sale right under it? Either way the thing's been bought and holy crap!

Drag Queens bringing hatchets out of their purses and swinging it around in a crowd, auctioning of freaks from the local circus on top of the bar, flooding the basement and then giving everyone free drugs just to see what will happen. This is some crazy shit people! I must confess I didn't expect much from a former club kid who spent most of his days frying his brain on every kind of drug and drink he could get his hands on but oh how I was proven wrong. Not only does he express himself terribly well in these pages his tone makes you think you're more at his side during a get together listening as he tells you all his best and most sorrid tales rather that flipping pages.

And speaking of books I went in for another interview today - this time at Borders. I think it went very well - everyone keep your fingers crossed!

For the philistines on my f-list before I go here's a little something for you too.


It's a rather short and humorous synopsis of The Ring Cycle by Wagner. This was on my mind recently for certain reasons and when a friend asked me to dig this up for them I couldn't resist sharing it here as well (although sadly I couldn't find the version of it I wanted). So before you scroll down ask yourself how caught up you are on your opera! Impress friends and boggle enemies by clicking the above link and watching them all! act now and we'll also throw in this free snuggie

the bubbly girl

Hetalia - France's Green Goddess Cookies




Those are regular Le Fee Verte cookies for the rest of you. :/




"what is there in absinthe that makes it a separate cult? . . . Even in ruin and in degradation it remains a thing apart : its victimes wear a ghastly aureole all their own, and in their particular hell yet gloat with a sinister perversion of pride that they are not as other man." -- Aleister Crowley


Click! Click! The language of love awaits you! )

Nov. 22nd, 2009

thank you

Oh History

WHY DID NONE OF YOU EVER TELL ME KING JAMES WAS GAY?!

At first I was like :D but then I was like 8D and now I'm like \8D/

I must admit that this piece of news makes me particularly happy for very selfish reasons. Back in March I got in an argument with my aunt about certain things in the Old Testament and some Jesus technicalities on homosexuality and she retorted with "so you think a God that created this world couldn't insure that a book of His words would get written and interpreted by the appropriate people?" meaning that, in her eyes at least, everyone who had a hand in writing or translating a bible was chosen by divine right to do so.

So by this reasoning King James was also chosen by holy hand to do god's work and boy was he flaming. I have a hard time believing that god would choose some miscreant for one of the biggest and influential translations of religious work in recent memory.

Oh England - these past few weeks I've spent with you and your history books have been ever so delightful, almost enough to make me forsake my true love Mother Russia. But please don't tell her that, I'm not ready to end the affair just yet.


Edit :

D: So apparently he also was in love with and most likely (we're talking 99.99999% here - dude made out with him openly, sat in his lap with his arms around his neck, and slept in the same room with) was involved in a sexual relationship with his cousin Esme as well when he was 13 and Esme, who by then was already the sixth Seigneur d'Aubigny, was a none too healthy 37.

*insert appropriate dirty little boy joke here*

Nov. 9th, 2009

penis

Your Mustache Might Bring a Certain TYPE of Girl to Your Yard


Growing up as a young girl a mustache was a thing of intense fascination and repulsion to me. They were featured quite a bit in the kissing scenes in all the Anne Rice books I was reading, the male characters boasting with unusual gusto how it drove the ladies wild by highlighting the “sensuality of the mouth” and “making the kissing all the sweeter”. Well if you mean highlighting your sensual lips by making them look like an anus embedded in a ring of hair or making the eventual kiss all the sweeter because it’s the fleshy end to the tunnel of crumb filled hair you’ve been fighting your way through in order to find your boyfriends mouth, then yes, I suppose you’re right. Needless to say nicknames I learned in middle school such as lip rug and soup strainer didn’t much help improve my image as I grew older.

 

 

 

 

However I might be forced to change my opinion now that men are using their bushy upper lips in order to fight breast cancer! Yes those bushy clit ticklers are now working over time to save breasts and nipps as well, even taking the time to inspire a set of tasty looking alcoholic drinks. My, is there anything they can’t do? No wonder both Holmes and Watson sported them.

Nov. 8th, 2009

Playing Alone

The Rise of the Cooch


AOL ran an interesting article the other day on how women are apparentlybeginning to over take men in nearly every section of employment and higher education. *does the power fist*

"Women really have become the dominant gender," said Guy Garcia, author of "The Decline of Men." "What concerns me is that guys are rapidly falling behind. Women are becoming better educated than men, earning more than men, and, generally speaking, not needing men at all. Meanwhile, as a group, men are losing their way."

Indeed! Couple this with the fact that women as a whole are slowly evolving to take over reproduction duties previously only physically capable by men and I say we're well on our way to phasing out the human male completely. I once read an article in the Times that said in as few as 8,000 years at the current rate of female evolution the need for male partners could be rendered obsolete. So fellas - next time you don't want to take out the trash, you better think long and hard about it. lol

Also! It seems the over all reception to The Hazards of Love has been quite positive. So while I'm compiling the new list for the next update f-list gets two new albums.






http://www.sendspace.com/file/42ziiy

Fur & Gold is Bat For Lashes first album. You'd think it was a group from the name but really it's just a moniker for the one woman power house Natasha Khan, who as many of you know by now, I'm totally gay for.

What makes Fur & Gold such a unique listen is that like Hazards of Love it's another conceptual album. This time each of the tracks is supposed to represent one single hour in a winter night, beginning with the narrator slipping into a dream and the last track starting with the dawn and ending with all the subjects of the previous tracks laid bare beneath the morning sunlight. You might think that an album meant to take place in all the darkest places (literally) would be heavy and brooding but Natasha never stays on any one scene long enough to evoke a strictly gothic image. The first album on the track, Horse & I, is the closest she ever gets and even then she seems more intent on bringing forth images from Joan of Arc and C. S. Lewis. Really it's a fantastic album. Songs about empty seas, girls who think they receive visions of God in fishing boats, a love story between the mouths of bats and wolverines - this stayed on my top list for all of 2006.




http://www.mediafire.com/?otz4jzny3mm

Her follow up album Two Suns is rooted more in the real world, and to quote Natasha herself "is a breakup album". However there's still a strong grounding in the surreal and fantastical when it comes to her writing with lyrics like "Went over the sea/ What did I find?/ A thousand crystal towers, a hundred emerald cities/ And the hand of the watchman in the night sky points to my beloved, a knight in crystal armour".

And with that I'm gone. My manager has proven to be quite the sweetie! So far he's brought me oranges, home made pasta sauce and a block of cheese which is sorely in need of my attention.

Off I go to ingest delicious milk mold and become constipated!

Nov. 7th, 2009

together as one

Huzzah!


So according to Women's Wear Daily the spring trend for accessories this year will be military themed items!

Considering that there's still a heavy dose of 80's nostalgia swirling around in the air I'm excited for all the places the two styles might clash. Perhaps some poor designer will take pity on me and release a line of The Lost Boys inspired jacket sets so all my darkest 80's dreams can come true.



Gorgeous, no?

Nov. 4th, 2009

impressionist dance

Flapper Turned War Hero aka So. Damned. Cool. Part II

So I must admit that I had been familiar with Josephine Baker long before I did any reading on her, because of this picture :



However I always thought it was a WHITE woman wearing some sort of cream product to make her appear black. WTF. Fail Acacia, just utter fail. But no, that is indeed an African-American woman posed in all her naked loving glory.

Josephine grew up in utter poverty around the turn of the century. She was virtually illiterate and had no special training or talent other than her love of dancing. When she was 15 she ran away with her first dance troupe and eventually became part of a chorus line of all black girls that would darken themselves up to appear like they were whites doing a black face routine, or would paint themselves white so they could appear at certain venues that wouldn't allow them entrance otherwise. Josephine never knew any of the dance moves when she appeared on stage and she was considered "too dark" and "too unattractive" so they placed her at the end of the chorus line. However she soon won approval of audiences and critics by not only mastering the dance steps after one go, but adding her own moves in and making silly faces during what was supposed to be a serious or sexy routine. In a time where blacks still had to follow Jim Crow laws she was the highest paid show girl in all of America.

Soon after that she left for France and was welcomed so warmly she became a French citizen. During her stay there she became the most famous image of modern female sexuality (she was also a notorious bisexual), a dancer, a brief if important founder of modern burlesque, a singer, a fashion icon, a journalist and even a war hero!

When WWII came about Josie retreated to her private house in the country and made the acquaintance of several resistance leaders and offered them her house, her cash, her cars and her airplane for their cause. But her best contribution is that she actually went abroad and gave tours to German audiences and would play back information she learned about Axis troops in her music. For this she was awarded several medals and an honorary position of Lt in the Air Force and was given her own uniform to wear which she did constantly


If you have some time to kill there's a nice documentary which sums up her incredible life in little under an hour (it's divided into six parts) here on youtube. If anything it's worth it just to see the clips and hear the music from one of the performances she gave later in her life where she completely shrugged off her former image and appears as Mary Queen of Scots being beheaded before reappearing singing Ave Maria. Trippy man! If there's anything more awesome than this I can't say what it is.

 

 


 

 

Also! I feel I should mention this because I'm a stickler for reasons to celebrate but she also has her own day here in the US on May 20th. This year I'm going to do something absolutely ass wild and fun in her memory.
 

Edit : BLARGH! I dunno if the above video is showing for people or not so just in case here be the link to the documentary :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M6vSZMB2U

impressionist dance

So. Damn. Cool.

.So! Recently I've been doing a lot of reading on lesser known (yet highly influential) women in the entertainment industry that have in one way or another slipped under the radar as time went by. Most of the time their eventual obscurity was due to race, gender identity issues, outspoken support for feminist ideas, etc etc so it goes without saying that a lot of these women lived remarkable lives. I wanted to share a few of my favorites here and I figured I'd start with Anna May Wong

Anna May was an actress, would be fashion diva, journalist, flapper and all around car crashing, smoking and drinking, dance till dawn modern type of gal and the only Chinese actress on the silver screen to gain any sort of world wide fame. Even though the studio would never give her a part where she was the girl to end up with the guy in the end, she still pushed a lot of buttons by appearing in films in some rather seductive interracial scenes. Because of her career she never found a place in either the Asian or American communities and was heavily criticized by both.

I found a remarkable little video about her on youtube that sums up everything rather nicely in under ten minutes so please make sure to give it a watch! She really was a remarkable woman and deserves her place in Hollywood history.



Oct. 31st, 2009

"hold me"

(no subject)

So, this day has been pure bullshit.

Oct. 28th, 2009

Eli/Oskar Look Up

My Brain's Canons Are Loose Again

I had a bit of a freaky experience this morning with waking up. Last night I dreamed that Rebecca was still alive, and for some reason we were sitting on one of those black couches in the upper rooms of the theater where LOJ is held every year. I was sitting across from her and she didn't look like I last saw her, but rather she looked just as she would if she had grown up - her hair was back to it's natural blonde and cut fashionably short, she was wearing a black jacket with matching pants and a gray cardigan and the silver necklace and rings she favored. Her makeup was dark and smokey. She looked gorgeous, and in my dream I couldn't keep my eyes off of her and I kept taking pictures while laughing and asking her to tell me more stories of her time away. Things were rough for her, she had said, but she had made a few contacts and she hadn't given up hope yet.

Then I woke up and I experienced the most bizarre vertigo sensation ever. I couldn't really get a grasp on my own body and I couldn't tell where or WHEN I was. Then somehow my brain sort of started firing out questions like "wait a minute then who's ashes did we scatter?" and the sensation stopped and I woke up fully and knew where I was again. Thanks brain! I really love it when you do that thing every once in awhile where I think she's alive! 8D

Really, never stop.

Also! I got around to seeing Wir Kinder Vom Bahnhof Zoo at last.


 

 

This film is deeply disturbing in a way that few movies can be now a days. Unlike other teen films like Kids (which hypes up worst case scenarios to shock) or The Breakfast Club (which is concerned with identifying with alienation), this little jewel who's title loosely translates to Kids of the Bahnhof Zoo, seeks to do neither. The hardest moments aren't put in to garner a shocking or sympathetic reaction, but are instead presented without bells in a no fuss, no muss kind of way that probably illustrates better than any film I've ever seen just what it's like to be a teenage drug addict. That it is in fact, an honest version of hell.

So if you're looking for a good no bull-shit, German, hey this also has David Bowie it in film I recommend it to you all.

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Oct. 27th, 2009

Baaaaaaaw

:

Fuck.

Me.


I just realized that in my butt fuck move I lost my one and only Psychedelic Kinkachu CD. And I can tell you right now that there isn't a single other one left in all the heaven and earth because the band sure as hell ins't around anymore . . . crap.

I have such a mighty urge to listen to Stevie too!
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Oct. 25th, 2009

sexy frank

On a Completely Unrelated Note





Is this true? Because if so I am totally showing up at Chipotle next week dressed like a burrito.
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Oct. 20th, 2009

heart shaped glasses

Big Ass Update


So I dunno, I fail or something hard core.

I HAD A PHONE INTERVIEW WITH H&M which sadly is not a real interview no matter how much I wish it. I probably blew it because the guy woke me up by calling at the ungodly hour of 11 in the morning so it was a "snap! be your best!" kind of situation. Balls. I really do hope that some other person/company gives me a call and offers me a job because I just had my first day at C company and it sucks.

In other news there's something that's been bothering me for some time now.



With all the lipstick I wear I've always sort of been aware of the fact that it gets on my sammiches and what not, but do you think its safe for me to be consuming so damn much of it? I would say that the best thing is just to take it off, but remembering to do that before every time I have a munchie is a bit much for me. And I know it doesn't seem like enough to be worried about, but think about it - I could easily be consuming about a tube's worth of makeup every 6 months. That adds up. Is it time to freak out yet?

Also before I close here's a crappy pic of what I wore to my first day at work. I wish I could have gotten the hat but alas it was not meant to be. :(



Coat : H&M
Hat : Vintage
Dress, Belt, Acessories : Betsey Johnson
Tights : Urban Outfitters
Shoes : Steve Madden
V Westwood : Acessories
Forever 21 : Acessories
Armani for Britney Spears : Perfume
M.A.C. : Makeup
NARS : Makeup

Also you can see my new hair!

Also, Jen brought to my attention not so long ago that I have yet to blog about my third tattoo. How this has happened is beyond me.



An ahnk on my chest. I've had this for some time now (it's older than my kitty cat). Out of all my experiances in body modification I can honestly say that this was the absolute worse. Worse than getting inked on my spine or my shin, shoving needles through my lip or having strangers in a bathroom pierce my ears. The thing was just fucking bad. But it's currently my favorite piece so it evens out.

And now I'm done.

Oct. 15th, 2009

Eli Upset

(no subject)

MY CAR BROKE DOOOOOOWWWWWNN.

And just after I bought a ticket to go and see the midnight showing of Where the WIld Things Are. And right when I was going to get dinner! So no movie and no chicken dinner and just . . .

; ~ ;

The tow truck man was very nice and he said it probably wasn't anything but what if it is? Crap.

Oct. 14th, 2009

Ginger Smile

Hmmmmm


Ok, so today is the third time I've had somebody tell me they walked out of Paranormal Activity because it was too intense for them.







Which means I now have a burning desire to see this film. Anyone want to go with me? I'm too chicken to go and see it by myself - don't make me watch it at home from some illegal site and get freaked out in my flat late at night. So who's a taker? I'll pay for tickets if someone decides to take me on for this. silvi?

EDIT :

FFFFFFFF Now I really HAVE to go - I just found out its set in San Diego!

Oct. 13th, 2009

Juliette de Bertole

Acacia Being Tasteless Part 1


Well, it should come as a suprize to no one that out of all the Grindhouse mini previews one fo my favorites was Werewolf Women of the SS.
 



Because really, when it comes to tits and the SS I'm sort of shameless (oh and even if you remember the preview you should still click the above trailer as some gracious soul has added a bit of photage :D). I'm not sure what about it I liked so much other than the obvious - perhaps it was Sherri Moon's loving tribute to Salon Kitty (admittedly 100x hotter), perhaps the idea of horrific Nazi experiments backfiring brutally on scientist, officer and soldier alike against a stark and unforgiving backdrop of soviet claimed forrests in the midst of winter. Who knows? The point is I just adore it and sadly resigned myself to having just having this small slice of the greatest movie that never was.

But once again Netflix proves to be my knight on a white horse determined to pump more useless shit at me than my fluttering heart can stand by introducing me to Ilsa.

Yes that's right everyone. I would like you to meet Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS!

Everything. Just EVERYTHING about this poster is made of pure win. From her swashbuckling, "I'll fuck your shit up" attitide to the "Most dreaded Nazi of them all" blurb printed next to her, to her legions of fellow sex starved fem Nazi's in the background, the whole thing drips exploitation at it's finest.

Honestly I'm bewildered that this could have existed for all these years without knowing about it.And before you ask, no, no matter how many times I bounce up and down in my chair and clap my hands gleefully netflix has still yet to make an overnight delivery for me so that means I have yet to view it. But really with bars being set so low on SS films, and with a heroine so great how could this be anything less than a masterpiece?

So am I just tripping by myself over here or has any one else seen this? I can't be the only one out there with a penchant for incredibly bad gore/war films circa 1970. :(


Damn I need a Nazi icon for this sort of thing.

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